Museums Showoff, Sept 18 — SIGN UP!

OMG we’re doing MORE SHOWING OFF!

Yes, there’ll be more top class museum action on Tuesday 18 September 2018 downstairs at The Phoenix, W1.

Do you work in museums? Visit museums? Have something to say about museums? Want to talk / sing / dance / tell jokes / recite poetry … or just generally show off about it? Then you’re our kind of person! We welcome curators, visitors, retail people, funders, academics, visitor services assistants, fundraisers, volunteers, security folk… and anyone else who’s got something to say about museums, archives, heritage & collections.

If you would like 9 minutes to tell us anything museum-y in any way you like, sign up here: https://doodle.com/poll/pd2imyc5nxibdz6h

If you’re wondering what this showing off thing is all about, and whether you should take part, read this: https://museumsshowoff.wordpress.com/about2/

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Museums Showoff, July 17 – LINE UP ANNOUNCED!

HOORAY! It’s time for MORE MUSEUM-Y FUN!

We’ve lined up top museum talent to entertain, astound and intrigue you! Join us on Tuesday 17 July, downstairs at The Phoenix, where our brilliant performers will reveal behind-the-scenes stories, intriguing insights and amazing projects. Doors open 6.45pm, show starts 7.30pm. Tickets are £6 (+ 60p booking fee). Get one here: https://www.wegottickets.com/event/443914

Showing off their all round museum-y awesomeness will be:

Naomi Paxton – she acts, she does magic, she’s an expert on suffrage plays AND she’s your compere for the night! Find out more about our multi-talented MC here: http://www.naomipaxton.co.uk/

Adam Koszary – ‘look at this absolute unit’. This simple phrase and a photograph of a sheep reached millions of people around the world after going viral on Twitter. Hear about the surreal couple of weeks spent dealing with unexpected internet fame from the person at the Museum of English Rural Life behind the tweet.

Lalita Kaplish – What’s a museum website for? Most of us would say it’s there to promote the museum and to give visitors information about what they can expect when they visit. But the majority of website visitors may never visit the museum, so are we neglecting online audiences by focussing on the physical space? It’s time to rethink the museum on the web.

Noeleen O’Gorman – How to move a Museum! In 2018, the Musical Museum celebrated 10 years in their current building. Looking back over 10 years of history we uncovered the story of how the entire collection was transported from a leaky old church to where it is now. We’ll tell all at Museums Showoff.

Queerseum – We’ll be sharing our practice of Cultural Activism – from demanding a Queer Museum to popping up and reactivating queer history in institutions and on the streets. Featuring cultural activists Damien Arness Dalton,Dan de la Motte (Queer Tours of London), and Andrew Lumsden and Stuart Feather (Gay Liberation Front).

Merri Gordon & Anna Jackson – Work in museums and heritage? Ever tried speed mentoring? Or have no idea what that is but want to find out? We’ll have a preview of an upcoming speed mentoring event run by the London Emerging Museum Professionals group, in the works for September 2018. Find out what to expect and how to get the most out of speed mentoring; be the first to sign up as a mentee or mentor; or just come to enjoy #loveisland puns galore.

Sacha Coward – Sacha engages with local diasporic communities in a multimodal fashion through intergenerational interactions around problematic themes within our collections…’ WTF does that even mean?! Sacha works at the National Maritime Museum and has a job title even he can barely say; Museums love big, grand, evasive words when they try to talk about things that scare them! In his set Sacha wants to explore what Museums really mean when they try to talk about race, gender, sexuality and politics.

Alice Procter – Alice has been running Uncomfortable Art Tours for a year, and is now officially hated by the Daily Mail! She’s here to recap a rollercoaster of museum heckling, (not) inventing institutional critique, problematic faves, displaying it like you stole it, and why she’s unwelcome in Whitby.

Hannah Cushion – The Art of Failing – Museum Educator Hannah Cushion has worked in museums, galleries and education for the last 10 years and is fed up of hearing ‘Is this right?’ and ‘I was never any good at art!’. What is failing and why is it so important? We’ve all failed at something and survived so why are we so scared of it and when did ‘Fail’ become such a dirty word?

Ellie Armstrong – Ever thought that science museums were a bit…..straight? Ellie and Damien Arness Dalton did, and started “Queering the Science Museum” as a guerrilla tour at the Science Museum London. Running every Saturday and Sunday in July at 4pm; the tour uses histories and stories to think more queerly about how we display STEM in the museum.

Museums Showoff, July 17 – SIGN UP!

Woohoo! We’re doing MORE SHOWING OFF!

Yes, there’ll be more top class museum action on Tuesday 17 July at The Phoenix, W1.

Have you got something to say about museums, archives, libraries & collections? Do you want to talk / sing / dance / tell jokes / recite poetry about it? Then you’re our kind of person! We welcome curators, retail people, funders, academics, visitor services assistants, fundraisers, volunteers, security folk… and anyone else who’s got something to say about museums.

If you would like 9 minutes to tell us anything museum-y in any way you like, sign up here: https://doodle.com/poll/xqtzgxumu6wsnugr

If you’re wondering what this showing off thing is all about and whether you should take part, read this: https://museumsshowoff.wordpress.com/about2/

Museums Showoff, May 22 – LINE UP ANNOUNCED!

HOORAY!

It’s time for lots more museum-y fun, and omg, have we got an AWESOME line up!

Join us on Tuesday 22 May, downstairs at The Phoenix, where our brilliant performers will reveal behind-the-scenes stories, intriguing insights and amazing projects. Doors open 6.45pm, show starts 7.30pm. Tickets are £6 (+ 60p booking fee), get one here: https://www.wegottickets.com/event/439003

Showing off their all round museum-y awesomeness will be:

Naomi Paxton – your compère for the night, Naomi is an awesome performer and an academic. She acts, juggles, does magic and is an expert on suffrage plays! Find out more here: http://www.naomipaxton.co.uk/

Team Fatberg! – It’s the Shit Show! Get insider knowledge on the most talked about exhibition the Museum of London has ever created: Fatberg! Our expert panel will tell its story through crap we said in the media, and consider this conundrum: if Fatberg! was a musical, what would be its theme tune?

Anna  Spender – Did you know that croquet, not tennis, was the first sport to grace Wimbledon’s lawns?  Anna Spender, Collections Manager at Wimbledon Lawn Tennis Museum, will be talking about their latest exhibition, ‘Through the Hoops: Croquet at Wimbledon’, celebrating The All England Lawn Tennis & Croquet Club’s 150th anniversary this year.

Sara Boutall – Tutankhamun vs. Netflix – the changing landscape of museum visitation and what factors cultural institutions must take into consideration in order to increase visitor numbers and engagement

Leslie Ewing-Burgesse – Leslie does silly, surreal standup comedy. Tonight she’ll be telling you about one of the best museums in her hometown of Ottawa, Canada, and about the books she obsessively borrowed from the library as a child.

Professor Carl Bugenhagen, Director of Tyne & Wear Occult Practice & Psychical Research Facility – Beyond The Museum:Unlocking The Paranormal & Hidden Power of Objects. Professor Carl Budenhagen will be discussing the use of Psychics and Trance Mediums as a valid form of data collection and presenting findings from a recent public event at the Shipley Art Gallery in Gateshead, Tyne & Wear where a psychic was used to find the lost histories of objects with unknown provenance.

Nick Sturgess – Nick will explore the weird, wonderful and frankly annoying aspects of curating a fairground collection and telling people why it doesn’t fit in any other museum category. This will entail pretty much everything you can think of as issues with collections management.

Tim Powell – Touchy-feely technology! Buzzwords like ‘immersive technologies’ generally make people think of screen-based visual experiences. Tim Powell will share some of the curious lessons learnt by Historic Royal Palaces in The Lost Palace and virtual reality experiments – into the emotional power of digital touch and sound (and smell?)

Sarah Dormer – Spare Tyre is taking a creative approach to heritage in order to reflect our diverse and rich history! As a 40-year old organisation we have a lot to cover, but how do we present information in a fun and accessible way…?

 

Museums Showoff, May 22 – SIGN UP!

Woohoo! We’re doing MORE SHOWING OFF!

Yes, there’ll be more top class museum action on Tuesday 22 May 2018 downstairs at The Phoenix, W1.

Do you work in museums? Visit museums? Have something to say about museums? Want to talk / sing / dance / tell jokes / recite poetry … or just generally show off about it? Then you’re our kind of person! We welcome curators, visitors, retail people, funders, academics, visitor services assistants, fundraisers, volunteers, security folk… and anyone else who’s got something to say about museums, archives, heritage & collections.

If you would like 9 minutes to tell us anything museum-y in any way you like, sign up here: https://doodle.com/poll/xcyy75db7fda5v3r

If you’re wondering what this showing off thing is all about, and whether you should take part, read this: https://museumsshowoff.wordpress.com/about2/

Museums Showoff, March 20 – LINE UP ANNOUNCED!

HOORAY!

It’s time for more museum-y fun, and omg, what an incredible show we’ve got for you! Join us on Tuesday 20 March, downstairs at The Phoenix, where our brilliant performers will reveal behind-the-scenes stories, intriguing insights and amazing projects. Doors open 6.45pm, show starts 7.30pm. Tickets are £6 (+ 60p booking fee). Get one here: https://www.wegottickets.com/event/432925

Taking to the stage for this extravaganza of wit & wisdom, objects & exhibitions will be:

Naomi Paxton – she acts, she does magic, she’s an expert on suffrage plays AND she’s your compere for the night! Find out more about our multi-talented MC here: http://www.naomipaxton.co.uk/

Frances Sampayo – Do you find yourself waking up at 3am in a cold sweat wondering how visitors will interact with your new exhibition? Do you find yourself distracted by signage strategies whilst out and about? If you answered yes to these questions, then you might be living with Operations Brain. Frances reveals the signs and symptoms of this Ops-centric condition!

Bernard Donoghue – Bernard is the CEO of the Association of Leading Visitor Attractions, is the Mayor of London’s Culture Ambassador and a trustee of the Geffrye Museum. He’s also a lobbyist for the sector and will share gossip, lobbying tactics, insider info in a 9 minute ‘The Thick of It’ meets ‘The Crown”.

Anna Faherty – Between the lines: a ripping yarn of automation and gender power struggles unexpectedly embedded in a sleepy nineteenth-century volume from the shelves of the Wellcome Library.

Mike Harris – I’ll be talking about the perils of having an interesting job description on your twitter bio and how it can end up with a slot at Museums Showoff. I’ll also talk tech – specifically tech at the Royal Academy of Arts and the wide range of projects the developers here are working on. Expect everything from ‘the cloud’ through to digital signs.

Matt & Jess Turtle – Jess and Matt Turtle will share the story of how they set up the UK’s first Museum of Homelessness, documenting the twists, turns and the highs and lows.

Jason Webber – The (inevitable) Zombie Apocalypse is upon us! It could be the end of times? But wait, surely culture can save us? In which London Cultural Institution would it be best to survive the onslaught of the un-dead? Choose wisely or prepare for annihilation!

Miki Webb & Claire Madge – Museum Marathon is taking place on Sunday 15th April and raising money for Autism in Museums. Come listen to Claire Madge and Mikaela Webb (with Mar Dixon cheering on from afar) give an energetic run through of what to expect, how to take part and donate. So put on your trainers, don your sweatbands, put down your pint and limber up for Museum Marathon – 1 day, 20 km and over 30 London museums…

Joe Sullivan – The London Museums Group support and advocate for all Museum staff in London, and we are currently recruiting for new board members. I’ll be chatting through what London Museums Group does, the great opportunities its given me, and why you should join us!

Tim Powell – Combining VR with real-time motion capture to create visitor experiences at HRP! Full set details coming soon.

Museums Showoff, March 20 – SIGN UP!

Hot on the heals of our STORMING first gig of 2018, it’s time for MORE SHOWING OFF!

Yes, there’ll be more top class museum action on Tuesday 20 March, downstairs at The Phoenix.

If you’ve got something to say about museums and want to talk / sing / dance / tell jokes / recite poetry about it, then you’re our kind of person! We welcome curators, visitors, retail people, funders, academics, visitor services assistants, fundraisers, volunteers, security folk… and anyone else who’s got something to say about museums, archives, heritage & collections.

If you would like 9 minutes to tell us anything museum-y in any way you like, sign up here: https://doodle.com/poll/dfm9h2fnuvuskbn5

If you’re wondering what this showing off thing is all about, and whether you should take part, read this: https://museumsshowoff.wordpress.com/about/

Museums Showoff, Jan 23 – LINE UP ANNOUNCED!

HOORAY!

We’re back for 2018!

We’re kicking off the new year with another incredible line up of top museum talent. Join us on Tuesday 23 January, downstairs at The Phoenix , where our brilliant performers will entertain, intrigue and amaze you. Doors open 6.45pm, show starts 7.30pm. Tickets are £6 (+ 60p booking fee), get one here: https://www.wegottickets.com/event/427196

Taking to the stage for this extravaganza of wit and wisdom, objects and exhibitions will be

Naomi Paxton – she acts, she does magic, she’s an expert on suffrage plays AND she’s your compere for the night! Find out more about our multi-talented MC here: http://www.naomipaxton.co.uk/

Sacha Coward & Katherine McAlpine – Job rejections suck, and they are always worded so bloody badly! As part of their very own brand of ‘group therapy’ join Katherine and Sacha as they share their past rejections in the only way they know how. (Slightly drunk slightly x-rated ranting and raving dressed up as spoken word poetry…)

Sheldon Goodman – The City of London had Samuel Pepys as its diarist, but did you know Westminster had one too? Deep in the Westminster City Archives is the hidden history of twenty-year old Nathaniel Bryceson and tales from his extraordinary diary. The only surviving volume from what would have been an extensive record of his life, hear about his middle aged lover, twenty mile walks, love of death and the macabre – Pepys best cover his ears!

Laurence van der Noordaa & Dickon Moore – Tate’s Visitor Experience Team has been trying out some new techniques to encourage visitors to engage with art. We’ll tell you what we’ve observed and what we’ve learned in the process.

Ali Child – Gwen Farrar and Norah Blaney’s onstage/offstage partnership was buried deep in the archive at the V&A’s Blythe House. Uncovering each new detail of the lives and careers of these forgotten variety stars triggers fresh frissons of excitement in Ali Child. Dare she share?

Christina Ross – January 23rd will be Christina’s three month anniversary of working in a museum, and she’ll walk you through what she’s learned so far.

Nancy Groves has gone to the Darkside, parkside. Hear her lessons learned from a year as Serpentine Galleries’ head of press after eight years at Guardian Towers. Expect japes, canapes and a serious allergy to artspeak. Plus a definitive answer to the question Who really drinks more: journalists or PRs?

Julie Flower – What happens when you reignite your interest in architectural history and can’t stop saying ‘yes’? Welcome to the ‘Vortex of Volunteering’…from which there may be no return! Learn how dabbling in the life and work of Arts & Crafts architect and designer CFA Voysey turned into a three-year cataloguing project at the RIBA Drawings & Manuscripts Collection at the V&A.

Julia Mariani – Museums are meant to provoke feelings and reactions…and then what? What are you supposed to do with those? And where can you find out about other visitors’ takes? I’ll talk about how I think the digital space is the answer to these loud conversations that can happen in the quiet space of the museum.

 

Museums Showoff, Jan 23 – SIGN UP!

Omg, we’re doing EVEN MORE SHOWING OFF!

Yes, there’ll be more top class museum action on Tuesday 23 January 2018 at The Phoenix, W1.

Do you work in museums? Visit museums? Have something to say about museums? Want to talk / sing / dance / tell jokes / recite poetry … or just generally show off about it? Then you’re our kind of person! We welcome anyone else who’s got something to say about museums, archives, heritage & collections.

If you would like 9 minutes to tell us anything museum-y in any way you like, sign up here: https://doodle.com/poll/h7ix8g9mve5ekkyh

If you’re wondering what this showing off thing is all about, and whether you should take part, read this: https://museumsshowoff.wordpress.com/about2/

Museums Showoff, Nov 21 – LINE UP ANNOUNCED!

HOORAY! It’s time for MORE MUSEUM-Y FUN!

We’ve lined up top museum talent to entertain, astound and intrigue you. Join us on Tuesday 21 November, downstairs at The Phoenix. Doors open at 6.45pm, the show starts at 7.30pm. Tickets are £6 (+ 60p booking fee). Get one here: https://www.wegottickets.com/event/421828

Taking to the stage for this extravaganza of wit & wisdom, objects & exhibitions will be:

Naomi Paxton – she acts, she does magic, she’s an expert on suffrage plays AND she’s your compere for the night! Find out more about our multi-talented MC here: http://www.naomipaxton.co.uk/

Terri Dendy & Vicky Singleton – Namstall – Installing the new national army museum. How do you install the collection back into a museum? Well, you can be sure it doesn’t always go to plan! We won’t tell you how to do it but we’ll give you an idea of how the namstall team got through it with good humour, collections care and exceptional speed.

Tatiana der Parthogh – Some people can’t keep their hands off other people’s stuff. One hears about home burglaries, bank robberies & jewellery thefts and these are not too different from the more elaborate museum heists. The Art Loss Register’s Tatiana der Parthogh, who’s background includes art & forensics, will shed light on the lesser known aspects of art recovery.

David Hingley – Operations is a specialism too! A Light-hearted look at the bizarre but necessary world of ‘Operations’ (possibly shot through with moments of heartache and darkness). What is Ops? Why isn’t it a ‘specialism’? Does a good evacuation plan really drive visitor numbers? And how do you get staff to return all that cutlery they’ve ‘borrowed’ from the visitor cafes? Finally, and most tangentially, will anything Palace Operations have planned affect the milk?

Jack Ashby – Natural history museum displays are biased in many ways: not all animals are created equally. Is it fair that specimens of the boring beasts we find in our everyday lives, like cats, chickens, mice, rats, cows and dogs have been banished from the galleries? INTRODUCING…. The Museum of Ordinary Animals!

Ruby Hodgson – “If fashion is to play a part in the museum, I think it should not be done at the expense of the other and more serious activities of the Textiles Department”. So wrote GFW Digby in 1971, then Curator of Textiles at the V&A. Join Ruby to look at the historic dismissal and marginalisation of “women’s things” in museum collections, early curators of dress, and the impact they’ve had on how we perceive fashion in museums today.

Sarah Titheridge – Ever wondered how art and artefacts get on the walls, a plinth or hang from the ceiling, move from place to place, live their life when not on display? Sarah Titheridge will take us behind the scenes of the art and artefact technical world so you can see the unseen, from A to Z!

Tom Verran –  I’ll be talking about the red ropes and closed doors that blight so many museums and historic houses. What secrets lie behind them? What treasures are being kept from us? Am I the only person who works in museums just to get that sweet access to forbidden places?!

Michael McHugh – The Lexicon of the Bad Museum is an ongoing public archive and ethnographic project designed to document and record some of the amazing language used by museum professionals in a wide range of contexts within the heritage industry.